Random.

 Random poems.

To be an Early Bird 

They say

"the early bird gets the worm!"

this I admit 

I can confirm

with feathers and a paper beak

to the darkened garden tree's I sneak

nestled high we wait

we seek

till at last the dawn we peek

flapping to the soggy ground

well in fact I'd fallen down

I got the worm

it wasn't tasty

I think my wish to be the early bird

was presumptuous and hasty

they are nutritious that's a fact

but the worm keeps coming back...... 

For Elvin.

Out of alignment. 

My stars are out of alignment

my world is slipping its poles

I can't get my legs in my trousers

they seem to missing some holes

the whole of gravity is shifting

and time has run out of the clock

why have I got too many left feet 

and only one right sock? 

Media Monkeys 

The media monkeys are flinging poo

and some of it's gonna land on you

your not the target as they think they can't miss

but in reality they are taking the piss

they don't give a monkeys they don't give a toss

and all the money just goes to the "Boss"

so read if you must but look to the lines

Journalists can be treacherous swines 

so there!