Oh! Caerphilly.

My home town, its aright mun innit, see!

It has a very well kept Castle that is worth a visit!

And a Cheese that is both crumbly and creamy!

Oh! Caerphilly.

Profanity rolls from my tongue 

blatant truths that I have sung

out of all of the things 

I could have done

but then again 

I'm from Caerphilly..mun!

"Don't be silly shop in Caerphilly 

Its not funny it'll save you money 

Come on over the choice is yours 

Its all in Caerphilly Stores!" 

(Radio advert, Red dragon?)