Friday, 13 May 2022

Poems with the word "lottery" in them. 



I need to win. part 1


 I need to win the lottery before I pop my clogs

before I lose my sanity that very box of frogs

Ive got the winning numbers I hold them in my hand

they are written in a special code that no one understands

I need to win the lottery before I pop my clogs

and leave it to a sanctuary for homeless cats and dogs


I want to win. part 2


I want to win the lottery before I pop my clogs

before my wife turns bitter and my life goes to the dogs

ive got the winning numbers I hold them in my hand

they are written in a special code so as no one understands

I want to win the lottery before I pop my clogs

I wand to live out in Alaska in a house made of logs


Im gonna win the lottery when the fat lady sings

along with pigs sporting golden wings

its the rich that keeps your money 

and spends it on shiney things

come on you fat bitch let me hear you sing!



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